Hi everyone, here's my first entry of “All You Can Eat Sushi And Talk Comedy”, all about my buddy Denix Wilson!
Denix is a lunatic who's gotta be doing more stand-up open mics than anyone else in Toronto (or at least in the top five.) He'll try anything – one time I saw him try two and half minutes of pantomime stand-up. Over the time I've known him, I've seen him go from a insane person who was desperately trying to figure out how to act onstage to an insane person with some damn funny jokes who's really fun to watch. He's also getting into sketch and improv now too, and his own project “None Of This Matters News” is on its third episode already. We went out for “All You Can Eat Sushi And Talk Comedy!” and here's some hilarious stuff he said:
Denix is a lunatic who's gotta be doing more stand-up open mics than anyone else in Toronto (or at least in the top five.) He'll try anything – one time I saw him try two and half minutes of pantomime stand-up. Over the time I've known him, I've seen him go from a insane person who was desperately trying to figure out how to act onstage to an insane person with some damn funny jokes who's really fun to watch. He's also getting into sketch and improv now too, and his own project “None Of This Matters News” is on its third episode already. We went out for “All You Can Eat Sushi And Talk Comedy!” and here's some hilarious stuff he said:
- “My parents like me doing comedy cause now I go outside.”
- “I used to work at a place that was great for a comedian. Every day I could get three pork buns for two bucks.”
- “One time at Einstein's I stepped onto a table and shouted 'I hope everyone playing pool gets AIDS in a fire!' Then I stole their white ball so they couldn't keep playing.”
- “I just said 'hunky-dory' as a positive!”
- “One time at a family dinner, I weighted 188 lbs before eating and 195 lbs after.”
- “The only person I've ever heard with my mom's maiden name was just a character who got TB in a Holocaust movie.”