None of these Songza playlists are for me. Actually, who ARE they for?
- Cooking
--- Upbeat hits for when you're slow-roasting a baby.
--- Cooking for the Queen, whether the Queen of England or Freddie Mercury's ghost.
--- Songs about bran and laxatives.
- Getting ready for a party
--- Songs to prep you to lose your virginity. (it's all Ke$ha)
--- Funeral marches for killing the vibe.
--- Songs that are about love but only really mention the superficialities.
- Spending time with family
--- Songs that trivialize your child's intelligence.
--- Feel-good tunes that are chokablock with sexual innuendos.
--- Happy lyrics from songwriters who are dead now.
- Cooking
--- Upbeat hits for when you're slow-roasting a baby.
--- Cooking for the Queen, whether the Queen of England or Freddie Mercury's ghost.
--- Songs about bran and laxatives.
- Getting ready for a party
--- Songs to prep you to lose your virginity. (it's all Ke$ha)
--- Funeral marches for killing the vibe.
--- Songs that are about love but only really mention the superficialities.
- Spending time with family
--- Songs that trivialize your child's intelligence.
--- Feel-good tunes that are chokablock with sexual innuendos.
--- Happy lyrics from songwriters who are dead now.