If anyone was curious as to how to be happy all the time, this is how I like to define things in an optimistic way.
Arriving
(verb)
Addiction
(noun)
Automatic Doors
(noun)
(adjective)
Condescending
(adjective)
Cheap
(adjective)
(noun)
(noun)
(noun)
(noun)
(adjective)
(noun)
(verb)
(noun)
Previews
(noun)
(noun)
(noun)
(verb)
(noun)
(adjective)
Smiling
(verb)
(noun)
Sweating
(verb)
Trampoline
(noun)
Waiting
(verb)
Welfare
(noun)
(verb)
- surviving a flight.
- making all the sex worth it, climaxing
(noun)
- something to do between problems.
(noun)
- the first step to complete laziness. Soon we won't have to do anything at all!
(adjective)
- a reminder that at least you're still alive.
Condescending
(adjective)
- a way that people imply their tiny penis size.
Cheap
(adjective)
- being aware that things have price tags.
- not taking a good can of Pepsi for granted.
(noun)
- see 'Condescending'
(noun)
- a way of remembering people's birthdays
(noun)
- a piece of technology that will hopefully become cool and retro soon.
(noun)
- a fail-safe just in case the Mayans were wrong.
(adjective)
- finally being in a new place.
- a badass show that'll change your life.
(noun)
- the part of the car that you don't have to say “Shotgun” or “Not Bitch” for.
(verb)
- not letting things go to waste.
(noun)
- an indication that you had a great sleep. Or at least that something had a great sleep in your mouth.
Previews
(noun)
- the best part of any movie!
(noun)
- a way to get hundreds-of-thousands of people to think they have their own personal driver.
(noun)
- cool Indiana Jones wannabees.
- uncool NFL wannabees.
(verb)
- a great feeling of actually being needed somewhere.
- a sweet Canadian band
(noun)
- a terrific and affordable way to die
- a fantastic way to get to work (as long as you work at the bottom of a hill)
(adjective)
- every child, to other children of the opposite gender.
Smiling
(verb)
- the result of watching an adorable old man finish a jigsaw puzzle.
(noun)
- a way for even your 1986 Plymouth Horizon to get air!
Sweating
(verb)
- showing your appreciation that you're still alive.
Trampoline
(noun)
- a way for even the heaviest kid to do a frontflip
Waiting
(verb)
- finally enjoying the 'now'
- a means to becoming a performer.
Welfare
(noun)
- aid given to a person who has CLEARLY already figured out how to live a sweet life.