people were shoving with no care at all.
Zero compassion and no Christmas cheer,
just variations of "move your fat rear!"
The songs of Noel played softly above
the rowdy shoppers and the screams and the shoves.
People shouting that the cashier's alone,
and people roaming with their face in their phone.
The parking lot has no rules at all,
making the traffic slow down to a crawl
It's part of the reason why I'm glad I don't drive,
I can shop for a bit and make it out alive.
I never thought that the month of Decemeber
was a time to pick someone to dismember.
So my message to all who are stressed this Yuletide
"Merry Christmas To All! Now let's all stay inside!"