I wrote 100 inspirational quotes every day from August 2012 to December 2012. Here are my favorites:
Marc's Inspirational Quote #6: "You can't spell 'success' without the alphabet. Learn the alphabet."
Marc's Inspirational Quote #8: "Before you can like anyone or anything, you have to like yourself...on facebook."
Marc's Inspirational Quote #10: "If at first you don't succeed, just remember you have a BA. What'd you expect?"
Marc's Inspirational Quote #12: "Leave no stone unturned, and by 'stone' I mean 'baby', and by 'unturned' I mean 'turned onto its face'."
Marc's Inspirational Quote #18: "Happiness is rarely where you seek it. It's actually almost ALWAYS at 7-11."
Marc's Inspirational Quote #21: "By associating with wise people you will become wise yourself. The same applies for redheaded people, so watch out."
Marc's Inspirational Quote #24: "Live the life you dream. Literally. Go make love to six Carmen Electras while soaring through space on a giant eagle-dragon."
Marc's Inspirational Quote #30: "It's foolish to look too far ahead in life...unless you're a pilot. Pilots should clearly look ahead."
Marc's Inspirational Quote #38: "If you don't like something, change it. If you can't change it, change your attitude. If your attitude was what you didn't like in the first place, well then you're doomed to suck forever."
Marc's Inspirational Quote #47: "Believe you can and you're halfway there. That's how I conquered all those half-marathons."
Marc's Inspirational Quote #64: "Lost time is never found again. Although, time watching Lost is the best time ever."
Marc's Inspirational Quote #65: "Learn to trust, because learning to trust is one of life's most difficult tasks. Right after staying thin, am I right ladies?!"
Marc's Inspirational Quote #67: "If you choose a job you love, you'll never have to work a day in your life. But if you choose a job you hate, you'll end your life quickly and then never have to work!"
Marc's Inspirational Quote #72: "Smart women love smart men more than smart men love smart women. It's a shame, smart men are still all about tits."
Marc's Inspirational Quote #81: "It's ok to eat fish cause they don't have any feelings. Similarily, this also makes it ok to eat robots and emo kids."
Marc's Inspirational Quote #91: "Crime doesn't pay. It just doesn't make sense. CRIMINALS pay. It's simple grammar."
Marc's Inspirational Quote #97: "Forgive your enemies. It's so much fun being nice to someone who wants nothing more than to see you dead. It annoys them so much!"
Marc's Inspirational Quote #6: "You can't spell 'success' without the alphabet. Learn the alphabet."
Marc's Inspirational Quote #8: "Before you can like anyone or anything, you have to like yourself...on facebook."
Marc's Inspirational Quote #10: "If at first you don't succeed, just remember you have a BA. What'd you expect?"
Marc's Inspirational Quote #12: "Leave no stone unturned, and by 'stone' I mean 'baby', and by 'unturned' I mean 'turned onto its face'."
Marc's Inspirational Quote #18: "Happiness is rarely where you seek it. It's actually almost ALWAYS at 7-11."
Marc's Inspirational Quote #21: "By associating with wise people you will become wise yourself. The same applies for redheaded people, so watch out."
Marc's Inspirational Quote #24: "Live the life you dream. Literally. Go make love to six Carmen Electras while soaring through space on a giant eagle-dragon."
Marc's Inspirational Quote #30: "It's foolish to look too far ahead in life...unless you're a pilot. Pilots should clearly look ahead."
Marc's Inspirational Quote #38: "If you don't like something, change it. If you can't change it, change your attitude. If your attitude was what you didn't like in the first place, well then you're doomed to suck forever."
Marc's Inspirational Quote #47: "Believe you can and you're halfway there. That's how I conquered all those half-marathons."
Marc's Inspirational Quote #64: "Lost time is never found again. Although, time watching Lost is the best time ever."
Marc's Inspirational Quote #65: "Learn to trust, because learning to trust is one of life's most difficult tasks. Right after staying thin, am I right ladies?!"
Marc's Inspirational Quote #67: "If you choose a job you love, you'll never have to work a day in your life. But if you choose a job you hate, you'll end your life quickly and then never have to work!"
Marc's Inspirational Quote #72: "Smart women love smart men more than smart men love smart women. It's a shame, smart men are still all about tits."
Marc's Inspirational Quote #81: "It's ok to eat fish cause they don't have any feelings. Similarily, this also makes it ok to eat robots and emo kids."
Marc's Inspirational Quote #91: "Crime doesn't pay. It just doesn't make sense. CRIMINALS pay. It's simple grammar."
Marc's Inspirational Quote #97: "Forgive your enemies. It's so much fun being nice to someone who wants nothing more than to see you dead. It annoys them so much!"