Went to this restaurant, something was a little weird about it. Here's the menu...
Le corps de l'homme
featuring the best cannibalistic dishes
Starters
Chinese Dumplings – ground up civilians of the People's Republic of Delicious.
Quesa-ME-ah! – slice off a piece of yourself and have it served on four tortillas with melted cheddar!
Al Greens – human palms made to look like lettuce leaves. Each plate is sung the song “Let's Stay Together” before being served.
Entrees (all entrees come with choice of toes, noses, or earlobes. Add teeth for $1.95)
Mussels over muscles – steamed clams sauteed with white wine and served over biceps.
Americano – this American torso basted in our BBQ sauce is guaranteed to make you go red white and blue!
Italian Sausage – it's exactly what you think it is.
Baby Back Ribs – ribs off of a baby's* back.
*Only the healthiest babies were used in accordance with the Child, Family, and Community Service Act.
Desserts
Lady Fingers – the fingers off our newest hired female kitchen staff
Steak and kidney pie – perfect blend of pepper, worcestershire, diced bacon, and an old man's kidneys
- Please let your server know of any allergies prior to eating.
41 King St. W Kitchener, ON 519-745-BODY www.LetsHaveACanniBALL.com
Le corps de l'homme
featuring the best cannibalistic dishes
Starters
Chinese Dumplings – ground up civilians of the People's Republic of Delicious.
Quesa-ME-ah! – slice off a piece of yourself and have it served on four tortillas with melted cheddar!
Al Greens – human palms made to look like lettuce leaves. Each plate is sung the song “Let's Stay Together” before being served.
Entrees (all entrees come with choice of toes, noses, or earlobes. Add teeth for $1.95)
Mussels over muscles – steamed clams sauteed with white wine and served over biceps.
Americano – this American torso basted in our BBQ sauce is guaranteed to make you go red white and blue!
Italian Sausage – it's exactly what you think it is.
Baby Back Ribs – ribs off of a baby's* back.
*Only the healthiest babies were used in accordance with the Child, Family, and Community Service Act.
Desserts
Lady Fingers – the fingers off our newest hired female kitchen staff
Steak and kidney pie – perfect blend of pepper, worcestershire, diced bacon, and an old man's kidneys
- Please let your server know of any allergies prior to eating.
41 King St. W Kitchener, ON 519-745-BODY www.LetsHaveACanniBALL.com